The Douchebag: typically very social, slightly charismatic, more than slightly sleazy, and always surrounded by a gang of pretty girls. He can be encountered worldwide, with higher frequency in cities such as L. He enjoys knowing everybody everywhere and tends to inhabit the same venues regularly. He will do wonders for your ego just by asking you out, and then bring it down to zero by never calling you again or booty calling you for the next year.

It is probably best to avoid the Douchebag altogether and, instead, opt for nice guys who will treat you the way you deserve to be treated. The date will most likely be great: he will shower you with compliments, introduce you to a million people, and be his usual charming self.

He Takes Bathroom Selfies.

A troubling phenomenon is sweeping the nation, and it took Details magazine to point it out : Parents might be — horror! But in order to do something about it, you have to know if your boyfriend or girlfriend even is a d-bag. His social calendar is is filled with back-to-back pool parties. Interrupted only by low tea, high tea, tanning, and the gym.

And then immediately checks in on Gowalla. He makes the same pose in every photo that winds up on Facebook.